Ok so I know we don't live in a metropolis and i'm glad we don't have lots of burglaries and murders and car jacking etc but seriously did this just happen on our 10 o'clock news....
1. the top story was about the potholes on a state highway that are going to get attention now that the Governor drove on that road today. good thing for us because apparently only pissing off the Governor who doesn't even own the car he is driven around is matters when it comes to road repairs
2. the second story went like this...
anchor 1: an 80 year old couple in Jones County welcomed 5 kids today... kid goats that is.
anchor 2: chuckle chuckle
anchor 1: so and so old farm couple in whatever county had 5 kid goats today. "i couldn't believe it; I had to count them twice" said old man farmer
anchor 2: chuckle chuckle
anchor 1: so and so old farm couple is helping Matilda, their goat, feed the kids with a baby bottle (cute shots of kids goats drinking from a baby bottle) and proud dad goat wanted to let everyone know that no fertility treatments we used. it was all natural
anchor 2: chuckle chuckle
anchor 1: until they think of names they are calling them kid 1, kid 2, kid 3, kid 4, kid 5
anchor 2: oh anchor 1, chuckle chuckle, what a heartwarming story. we'll be right back.
break to commercial
how do they even do their job seriously? you can't make this stuff up!
1 comment:
It's true. We live in the shire. And that's not a bad thing! :)
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