yum!

--from a high school friend off his facebook. it is worth a try and good for a laugh; with these type of culinary skills i wonder how much longer he'll be single :-) --

Jeff's Super Easy Single-Bachelor Chocolate Tofu Pie

1 package of silken tofu
1 bag of chocolate chips
1 store bought/pre-made graham cracker crust pie crust
Some sugar
Some vanilla

1. Open bag of chocolate chips. For quality control purposes, open the bag and eat a handful. Repeat. Depending on quality, you might need a second bag of chips.
2. Empty mostly-filled bag of chocolate chips into a microwavable container. Yes, a small aquarium will do...or rinsed-out beer pitcher. Microwave until melted.
3. Ask your most attractive, single neighbor if you can borrow her food processor. If she doesn't have one, ask for a blender. If she doesn't have one, ask for mixer. If she doesn't have one - you have met your soulmate so say, "That's OK, we can put it on our wedding registry." Live happily ever after. Do not continue to Step 4.
4. Pour everything you have into the food processor. Do not add the pie crust, however. Blend until smooth. For those keeping score, I add a few drops of vanilla and enough sugar to make the entire pool of brown goop taste good.
5. Pour contents of food processor into pie crust. Put pie in fridge. Wait until pie is firm. Eat or show off to attractive single neighbor.

*Notes*
Try the following:
1. Honey instead of sugar.
2. Espresso or left over coffee (1/2 cup) to add to entire mixture.
3. Garnishing with fruit.